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Religion (and Other Dying Fads)Dear Proud Christians, Fuck you and your paper god. Yes, I said it. Fuck God. Fuck God and everything He represents. And an extra special "Fuck You" to all those who would blindly follow the words of an old book to their graves. And then of course there's "the Holy Bible". The "Holy Word of God," they call it. Four words. I can describe it in one: "bullshit". Moses supposedly wrote the first six books of the Bible. The apostles, allegedly, wrote the rest of it. Notice I didn't say anything about God writing anything in His own book. So, Christians, riddle me this. You worship a deity who created the universe in just seven days. And this same deity is too lazy to write His own book? Socrates wrote his own books. LaVey wrote his own books. We are writing our own virtual "book". All mere mortals. And yet the almighty, perfect, infallible God can't write for Himself? What kind of god forces His followers to do things that will hurt them or force them to do something they don't want to do? Oh yeah. All of them. God all too often forced people to give their lives for Him, sometimes literally. How can you possibly believe He loves you then? Oh, right... you lie to yourselves. But let's assume for a second that you are right. I have an assload of questions to ask God. God, where were you when Katrina hit the United States? Where were you when the tsunamis hit Asia, killing hundreds of innocent people? Where the FUCK were you when a tornado took from me all that I had!? Where are you when my stepfather beats the living fuck out of my mother!? Wait... what? I can't hear you, God. Come closer. Nope, still can't hear you. Come closer. Closer... closer... *SMACK*. Don't worry, Christians. I didn't hurt your infallible God. That was the sound of two hands clapping. God didn't even show up. Where are you right now, God? Oh, wait. I know where you are. The two places you're not supposed to be. The United States government and our public classrooms. "In God we trust", "One Nation Under God"... What happened to "Separation of Church and State"? Oh, right. There's no such thing. Because for a government to run efficiently and effectively, it must be based on a set of ideals. Where do we get these ideas? Not from a concensus of the people. No, we get them from an old, old document. Nope, not the constitution. The Holy Word of God. Even though every single person reading this can make decisions and form opinions on their own, we continue to be ruled by an old, outdated book written by an old man and twelve hippies. Well, fuck that. I've risen above it. No longer will I be ruled by the "Holy Word of God," but rather the "Blasphemous Thoughts of Happy. Because all religion is is an excuse that weak little subhumans use who are afraid of thinking analitically and paving their own paths in life. And if I'm wrong, may I be struck down right now. So, God, will you defend your honor? Hmm.... I guess not. Until next time, this is Happy Gein, the Tormented Clown, signing out.
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