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The Apple |
Posted by: Yuichi Mendez |
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The Apple has been bitten. It's only a matter of time....
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New Ads |
Posted by: Yuichi Mendez |
01:38:00 |
2008-09-13 |
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As you may have noticed, there are some new ads appearing here on Satanic Hot Pocket. Clearly, traffic has been low, and I think that this will help. At least, I hope it will help. The ads don't seem that intrusive to me, but they seem to create some odd formatting errors. I'm looking into the cause of it and working on a way to fix it.
I'm trying to get an apartment right now, and after I get settled in, I'm making it my second priority to get internet access there. In the mean time, I will also be living within the county lines, not far at all from the library, so expect to see an increase in activity around Halloween time, and a greater surge after the Unholy Day has passed.
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testing_newsid#2 |
Posted by: Yuichi |
03:37:00 |
2008-04-19 |
"WTF @ No Updates!?" Update |
Posted by: Yuichi |
03:19:00 |
2008-04-19 |
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Look forward to more updates soon, as I have retooled the website as described in the previous news item.
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WTF @ No Updates!? |
Posted by: Yuichi |
12:25 EDT |
04/17/08 |
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It's been a while... again... since the last update. This website has been fiercely stagnant, though the forums have grown quite a bit since the days of The Cycle and Celebritarian
Apocalypse. Unfortunately, it's going to be a while until the next one. At present, I don't have reliable internet access, much less FTP access. I'm borrowing somebody's laptop right now, but once she
leaves town it will be at least a month until she comes back. I'm going to use the time I have to modify the very way the website runs, so that I can add stories and modify pages from the library. Until I'm
done, Hail Satan and masturbate frequently.
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Merry Christmas '07 |
Posted by: Yuichi |
1:28 AM EST |
12/26/07 |
Catching Up |
Posted by: Yuichi |
4:22 AM EDT |
08/07/07 |
It's been a while since the last news update. Since the launch of the new version of the site I've
seen a sadly small increase in traffic and popularity. Because of my struggling with public relations, as well as personal matters, I haven't
had time to update the site much, although I have added five stories and one poem to the site.
Eventually I'll get around to making the "Latest Poem" and "Latest Story" sections on the home page update automatically. For now, though,
I'm doing it manually, so it has fallen behind. The titles I've added since the last update are:
Stories: Queen of the Dead,
Useless, I'm Hatin' It,
The Number One Reason Women Should Not Sleep At Their Boyfriends' Houses,
The Cycle
Poems: Celebritarian Apocalypse
That's right. A horror story by Stretch Mark McGee. A rather nice one too. I myself am quite proud of my poem Celebritarian Apocalypse. Occasionally it feels nice
to break away from traditional poetry and do something a bit more visual. After having several pages of work stolen, Happy the Tormented Clown at least claims to be
re-writing his new stories, and when they are done I will transcribe them for all of you to enjoy.
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"v1.0 — Genesis" Launched |
Posted by: Yuichi |
10:58 PM EDT |
07/15/07 |
History repeats itself tonight as the site is once again launched on July 15th.
We were supposed to be up yesterday morning, but we have until recently been confounded by unseen forces. Also like
last year's "Beta" launch, tonight\'s update will feature no work by Happy the Tormented Clown. While he has written a plethora
of new stories and poetry, he has been away for the past several days and will hopefully return tomorrow. As soon as he does return,
I will begin formatting and posting his new content here in a single update that will span the day.
One year ago today, Satanic Hot Pocket was launched, bringing WM into the homes of millions a few people. Since then we have
undergone several changes, including a switch from a topbar menu to a sidebar menu, the launch and cancelation of that horribly pretentious
mistake we called the Hot Pocket Bible, a swtich from HTML to PHP and the addition of a new member of the WM Family. Tonight, WM enters
the next stage of its evolution: the switch from v0.5 — Beta to v1.0 — Genesis. What changed have occured?
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We have set up domain forwarding, so that http://satanichotpocket.anarchyzero.com is now http://www.satanichotpocket.com.
The Literature and Satanicast sections are now searchable and sortable.
The site just looks a Hell of a lot better with blue-and-gray tables.
I can now say with full confidence and with great pride that this site itself is a work of art.
The Home page now features New Forum Threads, Latest Poem and Latest Story sections.
New stories released with this update: Pregenesis,
Brommel and Brown Company Buyout,
The Package,
Precursor (The Immaculate Deception),
Big Balls
New poems: "Free" Verse II,
Pigs
New About Us page.
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This is the beginning of a new era for WM. The Genesis has begun. All shall be revealed in time; our writing may
contain hidden truth of a nature that could shake the foundation of our world. After all, not all of our ideas are gotten
through... traditional means. That is why there are those out there who want to stop us. For this reason,
our domain forwarding might occasionally fail or the site may be tampered with. But stay strong, my friends and chosen,
and stay tuned. Eventually, the truth will come. And we will bring it.
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Satan and the Schoolgirl #2 |
Posted by: Yuichi |
8:06 PM EDT |
05/07/07 |
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After over a year of waiting, you can finally read Satan and the Schoolgirl #2!
Check it out in the Sims 2 section.
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Satan Shoots a Hot Load of Truth on a Schoolgirl... Or Something Like That |
Posted by: Yuichi |
11:59 PM EDT |
05/02/07 |
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I asked Stretch Mark to write a story within a week and he delivered with
Father Ditka Gets A Hot Load
of Truth on His Face! I assure you, if you are not Happy the Tormented Clown, this story will make your head
hurt. Also, I've decided to return Satan and the Schoolgirl to the site. Check it out in the Sims 2 section! Perhaps
soon I'll even make an Issue 2!
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National Poetry Month is Over! |
Posted by: Yuichi |
9:57 PM EDT |
04/30/07 |
Today is the last day of April. April is National Poetry Month. In celebration of this, I've posted a whopping SEVEN unique
poems! Two of these were written long ago and never posted, and the rest were written this month. The list of poems posted today follows:
California Dre@ms
A Lonely Struggle
Numbers
Two versions of Planeswalkers
Enter the Wound
"Free" Verse I
Execution of the King
Enjoy!
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New Member, New Satanicast |
Posted by: Yuichi |
2:30 AM EDT |
04/16/07 |
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Stretch Mark McGee joined the WM family today as Official Head of Comedy. As I delve deeper down the dark drain-pipe of
delerium and dementia, and Happy the Tormented Clown searches his heart for just enough love to write a long, romantic tale of naked women in bathtubs,
Stretch Mark McGee comes to us with the lighter side of the darkness. Hear him for the first time today in... *drum roll*.... Satanicast #3! It's a webcast nine
months in the making! (And no, that's not what has been "Waiting, not dead but fetal").
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