"...Not!"
9/29/06 |
What crackhead first decided to utter this annoying grammatical nightmare? And who was retarded enough to hear it and actually think it
was clever or funny? This cliché never deserved to be born in the first place. Now it's time for it to die. CONTINUE TO LIVE... NOT!
Example: That was so awesome... Not! |
Chuck Norris Facts
9/29/06 |
They got annoying after a few weeks. At this point, I'm ready to roundhouse kick the next person who says one within earshot of me. At the very least, move
on to someone else besides Chuck fucking Norris. DIE, CHUCK NORRIS JOKES! DIE!
Example: Chuck Norris invented DNA. |
Southern Rock
9/29/06 |
Neither a cliché nor a fad, I just feel it needs to FUCKING DIE!
Example: Kid Rock |
Mixing Languages
9/29/06 |
You don't say "kawaii" or "-sama" when speaking English, damn it. LE DIE!
Example: I saw Happy-sama at the mall yesterday. He's so kawaii! |
Movie Hype
9/29/06 |
Napolean Dynomite and The Nightmare Before Christmas were okay. Okay. Okay, but not at all awesome. Shut the fuck up about them already!
On a similar note, Pirates of the Carribean sucked and though I haven't seen the sequel, there's no way any sequel could fix this film. DIE. GOD. |
Happy Bunny
9/29/06
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There is nothing cute, or cool, or funny about Happy Bunny. Seriously. That's all there is to it. HAPPY BUNNY MUST DIE! |
Borat
4/13/07
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A movie based on a stupid skit on a stupid show. No thanks. I've been advised by some victims of this film not to see it. Hearing people quote it every day is
reason enough for me to take their advice. Anybody who ever says a line from Borat should DIE! |
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