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Notes on Yellow Fever

Yuichi Mendez

           Recently a friend of mine insisted that I watch Wong Fu Productions' "Yellow Fever". So I complied, and I found it interesting and humorous. I even took notes!

"Why white guys would go for Asian girls, and asian girls go for white guys, but its not the other way around?"
Because asian girls tend to be sexier than white girls, and vice versa for males.


Asian girls everywhere are like LSD in Kansas. They're in high demand, highly alluring and they will make you hallucenate.


"My friends, they suddenly became entranced by Andrew"
The way he was sucking on that butter knife, so was I.


"Know the real reason white guys get all our girls? It's because it's friday night and we're playing DDR"
Exactly. Go learn to play Magic or D&D or something. Then you'll be up to your neck in chicks... well... if those chicks were all lying down and stacked on top of eachother. Um... chicks stacked on top of eachother... I'm gonna go...



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