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God Fucked UpSoon after the dawn of man, God retreated to his false palace in Heaven. Here God watched man as he (and she) flourished and soon grew bored and disappointed with him (and her). So God created pot and beer, and got totally blitzed off his ass. In his drunken stupor, he got seriously p.o.ed and decided to drown Earth in a "Great Flood". Standing at the highest tower of his humble abode, God created a massive storm to cover the Earth in water. But God was still extremely shitfaced and fell, knocking his fat ass out. Upon awakening, God realized what had occurred the night before. Adjusting his fat rolls, he strained to get up and stared down at the world, expecting to see only water and nothing more, but was faced with his ghastly mistake. The world now ran rampant with fluffy, white bunnies. Everywhere you rested your eyes, there were little white rabbits running wild through the land. Vegetation disappeared rapidly and the rabbits grew hungry, so in turn they devoured the humans around them and their fellow bunnies. Carnage was unleashed and enveloped the Earth, which became drenched in blood and bunny sex.... God had fucked up.
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